We know! It’s hard to even conceive of a breakup with toilet paper. It’s central to our modern lives, the rock of our hygiene routines! … Or is it? The inconvenient truth: Toilet paper isn’t the cleanest option out there or the most eco-friendly. A bidet is actually the future of self-care down there, and we have to warn you: After this article, it might be impossible to disagree. Devon’s first book, Earth Women, is coming soon. To learn more, join the mailing list, and receive updates, head to www.devonbarrowwriting.com.